I think someone is breaking into my apartment.

I think someone breaks in about every week and a half.

Perhaps more frequently; but I only notice every week and a half or so.

I am not living in fear.

I do not believe the intent is to do harm. Or vandalize. Or threaten.

I do believe the intent is simply to ANNOY.

And it's working.

Every two months or so I buy two sets of ten white hangers and one set of five wooden hangers. At any given point in time I calculate that I should have 10-15 spare white hangers and three to four spare wooden hangers.

So why is it that every time I do laundry I somehow have to start putting two tank tops on one white hanger? Doubling up my jeans on one wooden hanger?